The COVID-19 virus has been giving us a lot of the bouncy-teasy routine lately. Cases decline, then jump. Decline, then jump. While every other country in the world has been able to contain this sucker and begin the reopening process without much incident, we’re stuck in a weird little limbo between a Nazi president who decided the pandemic response team could easily be done without, and millions of people who won’t listen to proper safety protocols out of misguided interpretations of their freedoms, government officials bitching constantly about the economy, and large groups of people who got together to decide they can out-tough a virus. We keep being threatened with being forced to return to something resembling the version of normal we knew before the pandemic. But we also haven’t been complying with it, because we know that virus is still out there to get us, and a full and proper reopening doesn’t look like it’s going to happen this year at all. It might happen at some point deep into next year. And since the pandemic exposed pretty much every incredible flaw in both this country’s society and its operating ethos, it’s safe to assume there are going to still be a few major changes in the works. Maybe. Hopefully.
So what is everyone doing? Well, those of us who have any brains are still doing the best they can to play it safe and slow the spread of the virus. Generally we’re not going out into public a whole lot (even on the occasions when we do, it’s still a lot less crowded than normal). We’re spending more time in outdoor environments, alone with our thoughts, and spending time indoors getting caught up with our favorite arts and media. Which, in turn, means that people are really starting to go out to buy video games in droves. Back when the entire country started going into lockdown, you couldn’t find any new consoles anywhere, and that wasn’t only because the video game industry is starting to rely on false scarcity used to keep prices up. It’s because everyone was out buying games for the expected long times inside, not being able to go anywhere, for a form of entertainment. I managed to beat three or four games while I was waiting out my furlough.
In any case, with consoles and games selling like hotcakes, you can’t just wander into Pink Gorilla or Another Castle these days and expect them to be stocked with the immortal classics that you’ve been dying to get your hands on. (I avoid Gamestop whenever possible.) Hell, it’s difficult nowadays to find even the hidden gems that you’ve heard so much about and been curious about. Hell, “hidden gems” has become a contradiction of its own since the internet came along. The thing about those hidden gems is that, thanks to the internet, they don’t stay hidden for very long anymore. When a good one digs its way up through all the advertising muck, it’s not long before every reputable Youtube gamer is uploading videos raving about them, and that gave rise to an odd little phenomenon: The “hidden gems” now sell faster than the popular franchises and become harder to find a lot sooner. And on the rare instances that you ARE able to find them, you can expect to pay rare game prices to get your hands on them.
The thing about being a video game nut is that when you start to really get into video games, you quickly become aware of the rather disproportionate ratio of games advertised to games available. And once upon a time, word of mouth meant exactly that – if something was good or bad, you heard about it strictly verbally. If your buddy got a new video game that you never heard of, but it turned out to be great, you heard about it in school the following week. If someone was able to crack a particularly difficult bad guy in a popular game where everyone was having trouble, you found out by overhearing two other people talking about it during lunch. But the problems here were obvious: What if a game caught your eye that you didn’t know ANYTHING about? There could have been reasons for this: The game belonged to a genre that wasn’t certifiably cool. You didn’t have any friends. You didn’t know any people who had more than casual interest in video games. You lived in a place where video games were stigmatized as sinful abominations against God and those who played them were doomed to lives of delinquency. What did you do then?
There WAS a point where gamers had to buy their own video games with no information to go on at all save for what was on the back of the box. And with the gaming situation right now being what it is – the good ones flying off the shelves – you can’t just rely on randos reviewing the highly-reviewed big releases right now. So what does that leave? Well, what’s left is the way gamers looked at and decided upon games to buy back in my generation’s gaming heyday – The Cheap Video Game Challenge! Well, okay, maybe it wasn’t so much a challenge as it was looking for the most interesting game available for the lowest possible price because you didn’t have any money. That was a tricky order way back in the day because video games were a lot more expensive. To bring home four or five games a year was a big deal. Now, when inflation is factored in, video games are actually cheaper – games which are $60 now would have been around $40 or $45 during the 16-bit years. And that’s not even getting into the super-robust used video game market, where games can be bought for under $5. Of course, there are sacrifices that will have to be made; since cover art and manuals have become collectors items which are more valuable than the games themselves in some cases, you may just have to suck it up and look at those games in the bargain boxes. But if you have any idea of what you’re looking for, the under-$5 boxes can be gold mines. I bought the first Mass Effect game, Jak and Daxter, and one of the Ratchet and Clank games all for less than $5 because I looked there.
It’s not like you’re being forced to pay astronomical prices for games with box art and manuals, though. The Cheap Video Game Challenge can be done for any console of any console generation. The first thing you do is set a bar. Want to see if you can find a good video game for under $10? What about under $5? Awesome man, have at it! Just make sure to manage your expectations according to the console you’re shopping for. It’s not hard to find good games for the Playstation 2 that only set you back five smackers these days, and the only thing you have to do to find something decent is keep an open mind and look for the most creative names and covers. Hell, if you’re willing to leave your comfort zone, your options will expand. I like drifting out of my comfort zone, but I tend not to stray too far – there are a lot of ATV racing and dirt bike racing games for the PS2 that I won’t go near because games like that don’t spark my imagination. But one of my later PS2 buys was a funny little game called Dark Summit, an offbeat combination of snowboarding and science fiction. Yes, you read that right. Since I loved the Tony Hawk and SSX games I’ve played and I happen to be into sci-fi, I gave it a shot. It turned out to be pretty good!
In any case, the Xbox 360 is a tougher console to buy for because it’s newer, and a lot of games under $5 tend to be bottom feeders. So that’s when I raise my bar to $10 and end up becoming a fan of the Mass Effect and Assassin’s Creed series. My bar for my collection of handheld consoles tends to fluctuate, but there are a LOT of games available. And when the backward compatibility of my consoles kicks in, things get strange. The Playstation 2 is backward compatible – it can play almost every video game ever made for the original Playstation. The Playstation is now 25 years old, which means games for it are harder to find. If you’re stuck with nothing but a Gamestop where you live, good luck. But The Cheap Video Game Challenge for the Playstation forces me to raise my price bar up to $10, and I HAVE had successes with it – Re-Loaded and Samurai Showdown III were recent purchases. And hell, letting myself go up to $15 a few years ago let me get my hands on a scarce game which was one of my personal favorites back before my original game collection was jettisoned: Chrono Cross. As for the original Xbox, I managed to get my hands on Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge for a cheap price. (Which shocked me, because I found it at Pink Gorilla, a retro store whose owners know exactly what they’re doing. Yes, the game is complete, and works just fine.)
Since it’s now clear that I won’t be getting any consoles from the latest generations anytime soon, this is what I’ll be doing for now. I had my name on a waiting list for a Switch Lite, but with Nintendo being one of the industry leaders in faking scarcity, my month on the waitlist is now over and I’ve decided to just let it go. I’m even thinking of just creating a PC rig of my own for video games and just using that from here on out. But the thing that’s now at the top of my desire list is the Retron – the HD version which plays both Super NES and Sega Genesis games. I was a Genesis person during that era, but I’ve long wanted a Super NES, and I would also like to start seeing if I can find a lot of the rare Genesis games I managed to pick up back when they were widely available. But I also can’t wait to see what goods The Cheap Video Game Challenge is going to end up yielding for me from the gaming generation that I grew up with this time.