1 – You’ve discovered how much more you like the wing joint on your corner than Anchor Bar.
2 – You’ve mispronounced the names of every suburb.
3 – You’ve vowed to never visit a Taco Bell again.
4 – You’ve closed a bar on Chippewa and gotten stuck there because the city’s 4 AM closing time just doesn’t jibe well with the NFTA shutting down at midnight.
5 – You’ve tried beef on weck with the horseradish fixin only to realize you hate horseradish.
6 – You’ve blown up your TV while trying to sit through one of Billy Fuccillo’s ads.
7 – On that note, you’ve learned to sing the entire “we buy silver, we buy gold” ditty but can’t remember what they’re advertising for.
8 – You’ve forgotten one of the Seven Wonders of the World is 45 minutes down the street.
9 – You’ve found yourself dug out of a snow drift, but you don’t know who did it because you were too busy digging someone else out.
10 – You’ve tried taking the Scajaquada to Delaware Park but ran the length of it because you couldn’t decide where to get off.
11 – You’ve thought about moving to North Carolina.
12 – You’ve had a drive to McKinley Mall backed up because there was a Bills game that day.
13 – You complain about the snow but are repulsed by the very thought of a snow-less Christmas or the pond hockey tournament being held indoors.
14 – You regularly shop and take day trips to Toronto but claim to hate it there.
15 – You’ve learned the hard way that TITS doesn’t mean what you think it means.
16 – You’ve been suckered in by Main Place Mall advertising itself as one of the area’s premier shopping destinations.
17 – You’ve become suspicious of anyone who says they’re from New York City.
18 – Someone from South Buffalo has tried to identify you by your parish.
19 – You have trouble remembering all the country’s national anthems but know the entire playlist on 97 Rock by heart.
20 – You tell someone where you went to high school only for them to ask you when it closed.
21 – You’ve received sponge candy as a wedding favor and given out beer instead of wine as a gift.
22 – Speaking of wine, you’ve discovered an appreciation of boxed wine.
23 – You’re open about a preference for Labatt Blue or Molson over Budweiser and Miller even though they’re pretty much the same things.
24 – You forgo the common driveway basketball hoop in favor of a driveway hockey net.